Donald Trump’s Long Awaited Accountability Speech

The speech that could make me vote for him.

Photo via Library of Congress

I’ve never been one to write fan fiction, but though I’m not a fan, I feel like this qualifies as my first attempt. As I sat on my couch today, exhausted, depressed, and in fear of what is to come, I started fantasizing about what it would be like to have a leader who was capable of leading. So I started writing. I hope this makes you…